PRE-ORDER: TWO BOOKS IN ONE This Damsel is Not In Distress AND This Witch is Not Wicked by Tee Harlowe (imported indie special edition)

This Damsel Is Not in Distress is a standalone cozy, spicy romantasy with a grumpy/sunshine forbidden romance, a mischievous castle, and a know-it-all magical bookwyrm.

A magical castle.
The woman who’s to become queen.
And her growing feelings for the bodyguard that might just ruin it all.

When Niamh Merridon flees her war-torn kingdom, she doesn’t expect to stumble upon a tower that provides the protection she’s always wanted...

Until some idiot arrives to “rescue” her and somehow gets her locked out. Now she’s stuck with Rafe “the Wolfe” Wolfgang, a grumpy guard who’s wholly unsusceptible to her charms. Worse, he claims she’s to marry his prince because of some prophecy.

Niamh isn’t keen on the idea, especially when she arrives at a sentient castle and discovers she can’t become queen until the castle presents her with a key. How does she get this key? No one seems to know.

Niamh quickly realizes this might give her the safety she seeks... if she can survive the disappearing doors, shifting rooms, and mysterious secrets, secrets more dangerous than her own. Yet the hardest part of it all might be resisting the broody guard who makes her feel brave. If she can’t avoid the temptation, it won’t just be her heart on the line, but her life.

• Plus-sized FMC
• She's Betrothed To His Brother
• Main Characters Over 30
• Slow Burn
• MMC Who Is Not Morally Gray
• Talking Animal Sidekick

"You make me want so much more for myself than I’ve ever wanted before... but mostly, I just want you."

This Witch Is Not Wicked is a standalone cozy, spicy romantasy with a witch who needs a fake boyfriend to improve her wicked reputation.

An ancient witch with a bad reputation.
A charming alchemist with a meddling mother.
The fake dating scheme that might save them both.

In the thousands of years she’s been alive, Enid’s had time to cultivate her reputation as the “wicked witch” of the bog who no one dares come near. Just how she likes it.

But when a sentient castle falls from the sky and lands in her home, Enid’s peace shatters. Now she has to contend with an entire city of people, including Nevan Wolfgang, the town golden boy. 

And he has a proposal: he’ll date Enid to improve her reputation while she helps him get his marriage-obsessed mother off his back.

With her bog infiltrated, Enid doesn’t have much choice. It quickly becomes too much—the dates, the family dinners, the mysterious castle, and her growing feelings for Nevan, the only person who sees her as more than a witch. 

But when a fake kiss feels too real, Enid’s worried that if she doesn’t stop this, her cold, ancient heart is going to get broken. If she does... It might anyway.

• Fake Dating
• Grumpy x Sunshine
• He Falls First
• Slow Burn Romance
• Opposites Attract
• Found Family

"I’m right here, Enid. If you want someone. Pick me."

He cupped my cheek, his voice lowering to a whisper.

"Use me."